Paul Gascoigne proved he was back to his comical best this week as he mercilessly mocked Wayne Rooney and Ryan Giggs over their love rat antics.
Discussing his career and life after football, Gazza, 50, told an audience how he’d snubbed an offer to play for Manchester United in the 1980s.
And he seized the opportunity to lay into both Rooney and Giggs.
The England legend, 50, said: People ask, ‘If you’d signed for them would you have played any different? You know, all the daft things’? Well it didn’t work for f****** Wayne Rooney.
“He screwed a granny and Ryan Giggs shagging his brother’s missus. F*** me, I’d have fitted in.”
Gazza, who played for clubs including Newcastle, Tottenham and Lazio, was referring to an incident from 2004 when Rooney was caught on CCTV visiting a 48-year-old grandmother in a brothel.
Then a rising star, Rooney had to apologise to fiancee Coleen for the tryst.
Manchester United legend Giggs, now manager of Wales, infamously had an eight-year affair with his brother Rhodri’s wife, Natasha.
The 44-year-old split from his wife Stacey after his affair was made public. They finalised their £40million divorce last year after a High Court battle.
Gazza also admitted he hadn’t had the best of luck in the romance department recently, blaming Bournemouth, the town he lives in, reports the Sun .
He said: “Bournemouth is posh. Too posh for me. I’m still single after ten years.
“I come here, girls want champagne and caviar.
“In Newcastle its a pizza and a f***. Sometimes they don’t even want a f****** pizza. That’s me in trouble.”